"All dads are goobers. You become a goober. Life just breaks ya man, and one day you just go "Screw it! I don't care what people think about me anymore!"
...That goober moment is almost upon you. When that sock starts dangling you've got some serious fucking questions you better start askin'. You're about to start worrying about your lawn. "I wonder how the lawn is? Let me just go out and stand naked in my lawn and survey my goober domain."-Bill Hicks
